Originally posted on May 10th, 2011
I'm really proud of this post. I think it strikes the right balance between seriousness and humor.
The part about pregnant, nursing, or may become pregnant is just because it's attached to all pharmaceutical commercials (or it seems like it), and should not be taken as anything more.
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I've had this idea floating around in my head for a while. A weight loss commercial for digestive diseases! What? Your not sold? Its in poor taste? Your probably right...but I'm going to do it anyway.
*In a classic announcers voice* Have all those other weight loss diets let you down? Ever thought "If only there was something more I could try"? Well now there is! Try Digestive Diseases they're guaranteed to work and keep working for a long time! No one knows how you get most digestive diseases or how to get rid of them, so be sure you want one before you order! Digestive Diseases may cause loss of appetite, pain, nausea or vomiting, but its ok because that the way their supposed to work!
*don't get a digestive disease of you are nursing, pregnant, may become pregnant, or want to live an easy life. Side effects may include: trouble sleeping, irritation, depression, lethargy, lack of patience, and shopping. It is advised that you get your recommended dose of hugs while having a digestive disease.
So call for your free trial today!
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